Lahitanshu
Lahitanshu is a boy name from India that basically means 'you're Hindu and you're probably going to marry someone you don't know yet.'
Lahitanshu's mom picked his wedding date before he even had his first crush
Lahitanshu's dad said 'the Moon is watching you' every time he gave him homework
Lahitanshu tried to run away from his arranged marriage and got lost in the grocery store