Lahitanshu

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Lahitanshu is a name that means Lord Chandra, the Moon, but it also means you're a total softie who cries at every sad movie and still thinks pizza is a food, not a religion.

My cousin Lahitanshu cried during Titanic and still called it 'the best movie ever, even if it's fake'

Lahitanshu got a C on his math test and immediately blamed the Moon

Lahitanshu tried to flirt with the pizza delivery guy and failed miserably

by Slangipedia 9d ago

Lahitanshu is a boy name from India that basically means 'you're Hindu and you're probably going to marry someone you don't know yet.'

Lahitanshu's mom picked his wedding date before he even had his first crush

Lahitanshu's dad said 'the Moon is watching you' every time he gave him homework

Lahitanshu tried to run away from his arranged marriage and got lost in the grocery store

by Slangipedia 9d ago

Lahitanshu is a name that sounds fancy but really just means 'you're a boy from India who's going to end up in a temple and probably doesn't like your brother.'

Lahitanshu got in trouble for stealing incense from the temple

Lahitanshu and his brother fought over who got to light the first candle

Lahitanshu tried to pray to the Moon and got distracted by his phone

by Slangipedia 9d ago

Lahitanshu is a name that means Moon, but in real life, it means 'you're a boy who's going to get yelled at by your parents and still fail math.'

Lahitanshu's mom yelled at him for getting a D on his math test

Lahitanshu tried to blame the Moon for his bad grades

Lahitanshu got grounded for playing video games instead of doing his homework

by Slangipedia 9d ago

Lahitanshu is a name that sounds important, but it really means 'you're a boy from India who's going to be the first one to cry at a sad song and then brag about it.'

Lahitanshu cried at the saddest song ever and then said 'I'm a strong man'

Lahitanshu's friends laughed at him for crying at a song

Lahitanshu tried to sing the sad song and ruined it completely

by Slangipedia 9d ago

Lahitanshu is a name that means Moon, but in real life, it means 'you're a boy who's going to be the last one to know about a prank and then yell at everyone.'

Lahitanshu didn't know about the prank until everyone laughed at him

Lahitanshu yelled at his friends for pranking him

Lahitanshu tried to get revenge by stealing his friend's lunch

by Slangipedia 9d ago