My brother’s best friend’s girlfriend’s mom’s pet parrot started a feud with my brother’s best friend’s girlfriend’s dad’s dog. It was a war of feathers and barks.

My cousin’s ex’s new boyfriend’s mom thinks I’m her daughter’s long-lost twin. I’m not. I have a tattoo of a cat on my arm.

My uncle’s cousin’s girlfriend’s dad’s brother’s best friend got into a fight over who had the better WiFi.