Laguna - A place where you end up with the worst girl in the world, a

A place where you end up with the worst girl in the world, and nobody knows how it happened.

Laguna is where you end up with a girl who makes your life a living hell.

I got stuck with a girl named Laguna and it was the worst thing that ever happened to me.

Laguna is a name that means ‘you’re doomed’ and it’s not even fair.