Laguna

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A middle school that looks like a prison with ugly colors and shiny metal. It has terrible teachers and makes students suffer like it’s a religious experience.
My brother said Laguna was like being tortured by a math teacher who also had a grudge against your family.
I got sent to Laguna because my principal said I was ‘too cool for the other school.’ That was a mistake.
My friend cried for two weeks after getting stuck in the lunchroom with the worst kids in the school.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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A guy who got stuck in a dream world and had a crush on a lady but got sent to war. Turns out he’s the dad of the main guy in the game, which nobody saw coming.
Laguna’s love life is like a soap opera, but with more magic and less drama.
He was the dad of Squall and got sent to war for no good reason. What even is life?
Laguna’s backstory is so bad, it’s like the game had a nervous breakdown.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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A word that means ‘lagoon’ in Spanish, but it’s also used by countries and car companies to make things sound fancy.
Laguna sounds like a fancy lagoon, but it’s just a name on a car.
They put Laguna on a car like it’s a brand new idea.
Laguna is just a name that sounds cool, but it’s not magic.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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A place where you work and sweat like a dog, and nobody cares if you live or die.
My job was like Laguna, no breaks, no mercy, just work until you drop.
I had to work in a sweat shop, and it felt like being tortured by a boss who hated me.
Laguna is where people go to forget they’re alive.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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A school that has the worst teachers, the worst kids, and makes students wish they were dead.
Laguna is like being trapped in a classroom with the worst teachers and the worst kids.
My cousin went to Laguna and came out with a mental breakdown and a hate for math.
They said Laguna was the worst, and I believed them the second I walked in.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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A guy who was linked to Squall and had a weird connection to some other guys who liked to say his name randomly.
Laguna was linked to Squall like they were brothers in a weird magical way.
Laguna was the name that came out of nowhere and made people say it randomly.
The Moombas loved Laguna like he was their god and their friend at the same time.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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A place where you end up with the worst girl in the world, and nobody knows how it happened.
Laguna is where you end up with a girl who makes your life a living hell.
I got stuck with a girl named Laguna and it was the worst thing that ever happened to me.
Laguna is a name that means ‘you’re doomed’ and it’s not even fair.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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