Lagoon Mouthwash
Lagoon Mouthwash is when you get puked on the dong by the person you were trying to impress, and it feels like you just got hit with a soggy turd.
She tried to kiss me, but I got a face full of puke and a soggy butt.
At the bar, he threw up on my cock like it was a dare.
My friend tried to be cool and ended up with a puke surprise.