Lagoon Mouthwash

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Lagoon Mouthwash happens when someone gets a face full of liquid waste from another person's mouth, and then they puke it all over the other person's junk.
My cousin tried to be cool and ended up with a mouthful of gross soup.
At the party, I saw someone throw up on the guy's pants like it was a game.
He tried to impress me with his spit, but I got the full vomit surprise.
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Lagoon Mouthwash is when you get puked on the dong by the person you were trying to impress, and it feels like you just got hit with a soggy turd.
She tried to kiss me, but I got a face full of puke and a soggy butt.
At the bar, he threw up on my cock like it was a dare.
My friend tried to be cool and ended up with a puke surprise.
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Lagoon Mouthwash occurs when someone spits on you, then you vomit it all back on their cock like it was a wrestling match.
He gave me a face full of spit, and I threw up on his cock like it was a battle.
At the restaurant, I got puked on like I was a trash can.
She tried to be cute, but I got the full puke face.
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