Lagoa
A lagoa is a human who’s like a virus. They’ll whisper in your ear, promise you they’ll keep your secrets, and then they’ll explode with your secrets all over your ex’s face.
'Your secret is safe with me!' Then they told my ex I had a crush on them.
'Don’t worry, I won’t tell anyone!' Then they told my crush I had a crush on them.
They said they’d keep my secrets... and then they told my ex I had a crush on them.