Lagoa

A lagoa is a human trash can that can’t keep a secret. They’re smooth as silk, sweet as pie, and will promise you they’ll keep your secrets safe, then they’ll sell them to the whole school for a bag of chips.

A lagoa is a person who thinks they’re cool, but they’re just a loud mouth who can’t keep their trap shut. They’ll eat your secrets for breakfast and then tell them to your ex for lunch.

A lagoa is a human who’s like a virus. They’ll whisper in your ear, promise you they’ll keep your secrets, and then they’ll explode with your secrets all over your ex’s face.

A lagoa is a person who acts like your best friend, but they’re really just a snake in the grass. They’ll eat your secrets for lunch and then tell them to the whole school for dinner.

A lagoa is a person who’s like a gossip machine. They’ll promise you they’ll keep your secrets, and then they’ll tell them to your ex, your crush, and the whole school.