Lagoa Syndrome
They act like they’re your best friend, but they’re really your worst enemy. They’re the type to tell your business to the whole world just to get their own business out.
'We’re besties!', she told the whole class you had a crush on her crush.
'Your secret is safe with me!', she told your crush you were a cheater.
'We’re family!', she told your mom you were getting a tattoo of your crush's name.