Lagoa Syndrome

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Lagoa Syndrome is when someone can't keep their mouth shut. They’re like a dog with a bone, they won’t let go until they’ve told everyone.
'Your secret is safe with me!', until she texts your ex 3 minutes later.
'I won’t tell anyone!', she tells your mom in front of your entire class.
'Don’t worry, I’ll keep it a secret!', she posted it on TikTok.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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This person is a walking gossip machine. They smile in your face while they’re plotting to ruin you behind your back.
'We’re best friends!', she told your crush you had a crush on him.
'I’ll be your best friend forever!', she posted your failed exam online.
'I promise I won’t tell!', she told your parents you stole their money.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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Lagoa Syndrome is when someone takes your secrets and turns them into a public spectacle. They’re like a trash can, they’re full of your business and they throw it everywhere.
'Your secret is safe with me!', she told the whole school you had a crush on the principal.
'Don’t worry, I won’t say a word!', she told your crush you dated his brother.
'We’re tight!', she told your mom you were getting married.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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They act like they’re your best friend, but they’re really your worst enemy. They’re the type to tell your business to the whole world just to get their own business out.
'We’re besties!', she told the whole class you had a crush on her crush.
'Your secret is safe with me!', she told your crush you were a cheater.
'We’re family!', she told your mom you were getting a tattoo of your crush's name.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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Lagoa Syndrome is when someone takes your secrets and turns them into a laughingstock. They're the type to tell your business to everyone just so they can be the center of attention.
'Your secret is safe with me!', she told your crush you had a crush on his ex.
'Don’t worry, I won’t say a word!', she told your mom you were getting a divorce.
'We’re besties!', she told the whole school you were getting married.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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This person is the worst kind of friend. They let you in, they get your secrets, and then they take them and tell everyone, like it’s a party and you’re the guest of honor.
'Your secret is safe with me!', she told your crush you were a cheater.
'Don’t worry, I won’t tell!', she told your mom you had a crush on her brother.
'We’re best friends!', she told your class you were a virgin.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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