Laginese
when your internet is so bad it turns your words into a curse-filled mess that no one can understand.
'I’m gonna kill you' comes out as 'I’m ganna kill u' and you’re like 'what the hell?'
You try to say 'I love you' and it turns into 'I luv u' and you’re just embarrassed.
You're trying to say 'I’m going to the store' and it comes out as 'I’m goin to da store' and you're like 'this is a disaster'.