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when your internet is so bad it turns your words into a curse-filled mess that no one can understand.
'I’m gonna kill you' comes out as 'I’m ganna kill u' and you’re like 'what the hell?'
You try to say 'I love you' and it turns into 'I luv u' and you’re just embarrassed.
You're trying to say 'I’m going to the store' and it comes out as 'I’m goin to da store' and you're like 'this is a disaster'.
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when your connection is so weak it makes your speech sound like a drunk toddler at a pizza party.
You say 'I’m hungry' and it comes out like 'I’m hungry' and you’re like 'what is this nonsense?'
You try to tell someone you're tired and it turns into 'I’m tird' and they’re like 'you’re drunk?'
You’re trying to say 'I can’t stand this' and it becomes 'I can’t stand dis' and you’re just screaming inside.
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when your internet is so slow it makes your words look like they were typed by a confused octopus on a keyboard.
You say 'I’m going to sleep' and it comes out as 'I’m goin to sleap' and you’re like 'why?'
You tell someone you’re angry and it becomes 'I’m anry' and they’re like 'are you high?'
You try to say 'I’m done with this' and it turns into 'I’m done wid dis' and you're just done.
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when your connection is so bad it makes your speech sound like a broken robot that hates your existence.
You try to say 'I’m coming home' and it becomes 'I’m comin home' and you’re like 'why won’t it just work?'
You tell someone you’re tired and it turns into 'I’m tared' and they’re like 'are you a robot?'
You try to say 'I’m not going to do that' and it becomes 'I’m not goin to do dat' and you're just screaming.
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when your internet is so bad it makes your words sound like a drunk raccoon with a broken keyboard.
You say 'I’m going to eat' and it comes out as 'I’m goin to eet' and you're like 'what is this?'
You tell someone you're sad and it becomes 'I’m sad' and they're like 'you’re not even sad enough.'
You try to say 'I’m going to the gym' and it becomes 'I’m goin to da gym' and you're like 'this is a nightmare'.
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