LaggingRoller
A brain-dead, homeschooled, lazy piece of trash who thinks he's the most attractive guy ever. He can't talk to girls because he's too dumb and too scared. #LaggingRoller #ISTP
'He tried to flirt with a girl and said, 'You're nice.' She said, 'You're the worst.' He cried.'
'He tried to talk to a girl and said, 'Hey, you're cute.' She said, 'You're a nightmare.' He ran out.'
'He tried to ask a girl out and said, 'Will you be my girlfriend?' She said, 'No. You're a failure.' He cried.'