LaggingRoller

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A half-dead, brainwashed, fat-ass kid who can't even spell 'hot' but thinks he's a king. He's too scared to talk to girls because he's got a tiny brain and no confidence. #ISTP #LaggingRoller

'He tried to flirt with my sister and said, 'Hey, you're kinda hot.' I facepalmed.'

'He tried to talk to a girl at the store and said, 'You're pretty.' She said, 'You're ugly.' He ran out.'

'He tried to ask a girl out and said, 'Will you be my girlfriend?' She said, 'No. You're a waste of oxygen.' He cried.'

by Slangipedia 2mo ago

A brain-dead, homeschooled, lazy piece of trash who thinks he's the most attractive guy ever. He can't talk to girls because he's too dumb and too scared. #LaggingRoller #ISTP

'He tried to flirt with a girl and said, 'You're nice.' She said, 'You're the worst.' He cried.'

'He tried to talk to a girl and said, 'Hey, you're cute.' She said, 'You're a nightmare.' He ran out.'

'He tried to ask a girl out and said, 'Will you be my girlfriend?' She said, 'No. You're a failure.' He cried.'

by Slangipedia 2mo ago

A half-dead, brainwashed, homeschooled, lazy piece of trash who thinks he's hot but can't talk to girls because he's too dumb and too scared. #LaggingRoller #ISTP #Lazy

'He tried to flirt with a girl and said, 'You're nice.' She said, 'You're a disaster.' He cried.'

'He tried to talk to a girl and said, 'Hey, you're cute.' She said, 'You're a mess.' He ran out.'

'He tried to ask a girl out and said, 'Will you be my girlfriend?' She said, 'No. You're a disaster.' He cried.'

by Slangipedia 2mo ago