Lagerfeuer Lied - It’s a stupid song you sing when you’re so bored you’d rathe

It’s a stupid song you sing when you’re so bored you’d rather die than keep talking.

I sang Lagerfeuer Lied for 20 minutes straight. My friends left. My dog left. I stayed.

At the bonfire, I tried to sing Lagerfeuer Lied. My voice broke. My soul broke. My neighbors called the cops.

I sang Lagerfeuer Lied to my math teacher. He failed me. I passed my life.