Lagerfeuer Lied

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It’s a stupid song you sing when you’re so bored you’d rather die than keep talking.
I sang Lagerfeuer Lied for 20 minutes straight. My friends left. My dog left. I stayed.
At the bonfire, I tried to sing Lagerfeuer Lied. My voice broke. My soul broke. My neighbors called the cops.
I sang Lagerfeuer Lied to my math teacher. He failed me. I passed my life.
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This song is for people who think being annoying is a career choice.
My cousin sings Lagerfeuer Lied every time we go camping. It’s like being tortured by a choir of raccoons.
I tried to sing Lagerfeuer Lied in the car. The driver yelled at me. The cop gave me a ticket. My dog laughed.
My brother sang Lagerfeuer Lied at my birthday. I didn’t get presents. I got trauma.
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It’s the song you sing when you’re too lazy to think of anything else to do.
I sang Lagerfeuer Lied while making my bed. My bed looked like a war zone. My mom cried.
At the party, I sang Lagerfeuer Lied. The guests left. The DJ left. The pizza left.
I sang Lagerfeuer Lied during a math test. I got a zero. My teacher cried. My dog laughed.
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