Lager Spit Roast
A stupid drink you order when you're too drunk to think straight and your friends are too mean to let you have another beer. It’s like putting lemonade in a beer sandwich and calling it a meal. People in the South call it a Fister Spit Roast because they’re all trash.
My cousin ordered one after puking in the toilet. It was like drinking a soggy biscuit.
I asked for a Lager Spit Roast because I thought it was a fancy beer. It was just lemonade and regret.
My friend ordered one to hide the fact he couldn’t hold his liquor. It didn’t work.