Lager Spit Roast

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A stupid drink you order when you're too drunk to think straight and your friends are too mean to let you have another beer. It’s like putting lemonade in a beer sandwich and calling it a meal. People in the South call it a Fister Spit Roast because they’re all trash.

My cousin ordered one after puking in the toilet. It was like drinking a soggy biscuit.

I asked for a Lager Spit Roast because I thought it was a fancy beer. It was just lemonade and regret.

My friend ordered one to hide the fact he couldn’t hold his liquor. It didn’t work.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

A fancy excuse for a weak beer with lemonade on both ends. You order it when you’re too hungover to be embarrassed and your friends are too lazy to help you out. Some people call it a Fister Spit Roast because they’re all losers.

I ordered it because I was too hungover to care if I looked like a idiot.

My brother ordered one because he thought it was a special kind of beer. It was just weak and wet.

I asked for a Lager Spit Roast because I wanted to be fancy. I got lemonade and shame.

by Slangipedia 8d ago

A beer with lemonade on both sides, like a beer burrito. You order it when you're too drunk to think and your friends are too mean to let you have another. Some people call it a Fister Spit Roast because they're all dumb.

I ordered it because I was too drunk to think and my friend was too mean to let me have more beer.

My friend ordered one because he thought it was a new type of beer. It was just a sad excuse for a drink.

I tried a Lager Spit Roast because I was too lazy to pick a real drink. I got a beer with lemonade on both ends.

by Slangipedia 8d ago