Lag Machine - A device in online games that makes the server time slow dow

A device in online games that makes the server time slow down like a sleepy man in a slow elevator. No one can move fast, and everyone gets annoyed.

I was trying to fight a zombie and the lag machine made me die before I could even swing my sword.

I was trying to mine a diamond and the lag machine made my block fall in slow motion.

I was trying to build a house and the lag machine made my blocks fall like bricks in a earthquake.