Lag Machine

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A cursed device in open world games that makes the server time slow down like a fat man in a wheelchair on a hot day. Everyone gets stuck in the slow lane, no matter where they are.

My friend got stuck in a lag machine and died before he could even open his inventory.

I tried to mine a diamond and the server turned into a snail race.

The lag machine hit me when I was trying to escape a zombie horde, and I got eaten by a zombie who was also lagged.

by Slangipedia 9d ago

A monster in online games that chokes the server with its lag breath. No one can move fast, and everyone gets annoyed.

I was fighting a dragon and got hit by a lag machine. I couldn’t even throw a sword.

My sister tried to build a house and the lag machine made her blocks fall like bricks in a earthquake.

I was trying to eat a cake and the lag machine made me drop it in the lava.

by Slangipedia 9d ago

A piece of evil tech in online games that turns the server into a slow motion movie. You can’t run, you can’t jump, and you can’t even think straight.

I was trying to win the game and the lag machine turned my sprint into a crawl.

I was trying to escape a wolf and got stuck in slow motion for 10 minutes.

I tried to craft a sword and the lag machine made me drop all my tools.

by Slangipedia 9d ago

A cursed tool in online games that makes the server time drag like a turtle with a backpack full of rocks. Everyone suffers no matter how close or far they are.

I was trying to mine gold and got hit by the lag machine. I got stuck for 20 minutes.

My friend was building a castle and the lag machine made all the blocks fall in slow motion.

I was fighting a skeleton and the lag machine made me die before I could even shoot an arrow.

by Slangipedia 9d ago

A thing in online games that turns the server into a traffic jam. You can’t move, you can’t run, and you can’t even breathe fast.

I was trying to jump over a creeper and the lag machine made me fall in slow motion.

I was trying to build a tower and the lag machine made all my blocks fall like bricks in a earthquake.

I was trying to eat a cake and the lag machine made me drop it in the lava.

by Slangipedia 9d ago

A device in online games that makes the server time slow down like a sleepy man in a slow elevator. No one can move fast, and everyone gets annoyed.

I was trying to fight a zombie and the lag machine made me die before I could even swing my sword.

I was trying to mine a diamond and the lag machine made my block fall in slow motion.

I was trying to build a house and the lag machine made my blocks fall like bricks in a earthquake.

by Slangipedia 9d ago