lag ass
When you’re trying to fuck a girl in the ass and the lube runs out and you're just dry and it feels like you're getting fucked by a brick wall.
I tried to fuck her in the ass and it was like I was getting fucked by a brick wall.
He ran out of lube and it was like I was being stabbed by a piece of wood.
She screamed, 'Why are you dry? I'm not ready for that!'