L.A.F.S.S.
a sickness that makes you believe every person who says 'hi' is your forever person
He said 'hi' in the hallway. I immediately asked him to be my boyfriend. He said: 'I just wanted to go to lunch.'
My friend said 'hi' and I asked her to be my girlfriend. She said: 'I was just trying to get out of class.'
I said 'hi' to the guy who took my seat. He asked me to be his girlfriend. I said: 'I was just trying to sit down.'