L.A.F.S.S.

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a curse that makes you see love in every ugly person like they’re a hot mess with a perfect face

I saw her in the cafeteria and immediately texted her: 'Are you my soulmate?' She replied: 'Are you my ex?'

He walked into the room and I instantly thought he was the love of my life. He turned out to be the guy who stole my lunch money.

I fell for my math teacher because he smiled. Now I have to do algebra with my face red and my heart broken.

a mental disease that makes you think anyone who looks at you is in love with you

She winked at me in class. I texted her: 'I think you’re my future wife.' She said: 'I think you’re my future ex.'

I saw a guy in the store and I instantly thought he was my true love. He turned out to be the guy who took my last bag of chips.

My neighbor smiled at me. I instantly wrote him a love letter. He wrote back: 'Please stop.'

a sickness that makes you believe every person who says 'hi' is your forever person

He said 'hi' in the hallway. I immediately asked him to be my boyfriend. He said: 'I just wanted to go to lunch.'

My friend said 'hi' and I asked her to be my girlfriend. She said: 'I was just trying to get out of class.'

I said 'hi' to the guy who took my seat. He asked me to be his girlfriend. I said: 'I was just trying to sit down.'

a brain problem that makes you think anyone who looks at you is your future wife or husband

I saw a guy in the grocery store and I immediately asked him to marry me. He said: 'I was just getting milk.'

She smiled at me in the bus. I asked her to be my girlfriend. She said: 'I was just trying to get to school.'

My neighbor waved at me. I immediately asked him to be my husband. He said: 'I was just trying to get my mail.'

a disease that makes you think every person who says 'hello' is your soulmate

He said 'hello' in the park. I asked him to be my boyfriend. He said: 'I was just trying to take a walk.'

My teacher said 'hello' and I asked her to be my girlfriend. She said: 'I was just trying to teach you math.'

I said 'hello' to my friend. He asked me to be his girlfriend. I said: 'I was just trying to say hi.'

a problem that makes you think everyone who smiles at you is your forever person

She smiled at me in the mall. I immediately texted her: 'Will you be my girlfriend?' She said: 'I was just looking at shoes.'

He smiled at me in the cafeteria. I asked him to be my boyfriend. He said: 'I was just trying to eat my lunch.'

My friend smiled at me and I instantly asked her to be my girlfriend. She said: 'I was just trying to laugh at your face.'