Lafayette Corn Drive - Sticking a corn cob so far up your butt it starts a fight wi

Sticking a corn cob so far up your butt it starts a fight with your intestines.

I did the Lafayette Corn Drive and my intestines said, 'no more.'

I shoved a corn cob up my butt and my guts ran away.

I did the Lafayette Corn Drive and my guts were like, 'we're breaking up.'