Lafayette Corn Drive

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When you cram a full corn cob up your butt just because you can and it feels amazing.

I did the Lafayette Corn Drive and it was like my butt was on fire but in a good way.

My corn cob was so big I had to ask for a second opinion from my brother.

I did the Lafayette Corn Drive and my pants fell down in the middle of the street.

Putting a corn cob so deep up your rectum it starts a conversation with your soul.

I did the Lafayette Corn Drive and my soul said, 'why?'

My corn cob was so deep I could feel it in my heart.

I did the Lafayette Corn Drive and my soul asked for a raise.

Forcing a full corn cob up your butt like it owes you money.

I did the Lafayette Corn Drive and my corn cob said, 'I'm not going anywhere.'

I shoved a corn cob so hard up my butt it got a job.

I did the Lafayette Corn Drive and my corn cob was like, 'this is the best day ever.'

Sticking a corn cob so far up your butt it starts a fight with your intestines.

I did the Lafayette Corn Drive and my intestines said, 'no more.'

I shoved a corn cob up my butt and my guts ran away.

I did the Lafayette Corn Drive and my guts were like, 'we're breaking up.'

When you push a corn cob so high up your butt it turns into a corn elevator.

I did the Lafayette Corn Drive and my corn went all the way to the top floor.

My corn cob was like a corn elevator and I was the corn worker.

I did the Lafayette Corn Drive and my corn went up, up, up.

You force a corn cob up your butt so hard it becomes a corn legend.

I did the Lafayette Corn Drive and now I'm a corn legend.

My corn cob was so legendary it got a statue.

I did the Lafayette Corn Drive and my name is now in the corn hall of fame.