laeylith
A laeylith is a self-absorbed freak who thinks the whole world revolves around them. They'll turn any conversation into a brag session, but somehow they'll still be the first to cry when you fail.
DM: 'Hey, how's your day?' Reply: 'It's okay, but I got 10 likes on my post.'
In class: 'Why did you fail the test?' 'Because I was thinking about my 10 likes.'
Text: 'You're sad? Don't be. I got 10 likes.'