laeylith

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A laeylith is a self-absorbed freak who thinks the whole world revolves around them. They'll turn any conversation into a brag session, but somehow they'll still be the first to cry when you fail.
DM: 'Hey, how's your day?' Reply: 'It's okay, but I got 10 likes on my post.'
In class: 'Why did you fail the test?' 'Because I was thinking about my 10 likes.'
Text: 'You're sad? Don't be. I got 10 likes.'
by Slangipedia 17h ago
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A laeylith is a person who will talk about themselves nonstop, but somehow still tries to help you even when they’re the worst at it. Like they’re trying to save you from their own mess.
Text: 'I got 10 likes. You’re sad? Don’t be. I got 10 likes.'
In group chat: 'I got 10 likes. You’re sad? That’s not cool. I got 10 likes.'
DM: 'You’re sad? I got 10 likes. I’m not sad.'
by Slangipedia 17h ago
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A laeylith is someone who won’t shut up about themselves, but they’ll still try to make you feel better, even if they’re clueless about how to do it.
Text: 'You’re sad? I got 10 likes. That’s way better than being sad.'
In class: 'Why are you sad? I got 10 likes. That’s way better.'
DM: 'You’re sad? Don’t be. I got 10 likes. I’m not sad.'
by Slangipedia 17h ago
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A laeylith is a person who thinks they're the most important person in the world, but somehow still tries to help you, even if they're the worst at it and they don’t know why.
In group chat: 'You’re sad? I got 10 likes. I’m not sad. You’re the problem.'
Text: 'You’re sad? I got 10 likes. You’re the problem.'
DM: 'You’re sad? I got 10 likes. I’m not sad. You’re the problem.'
by Slangipedia 17h ago
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A laeylith is a person who thinks they're the center of the universe, and they’ll talk about themselves constantly, but they’ll still be there for you even if they’re the worst at it and they don’t know it.
In class: 'Why are you sad? I got 10 likes. I’m not sad. You’re the problem.'
Text: 'You’re sad? I got 10 likes. I’m not sad. You’re the problem.'
DM: 'You’re sad? I got 10 likes. You’re the problem.'
by Slangipedia 17h ago
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