laelonnie
A hot girl who acts like she’s Einstein, but you know she’s just smart. She’s nice most of the time, but if you mess with her, she’ll slap you and call you a brain-dead idiot. She’s got the soul of a 100-year-old grandma and loves anything from the 1900s like it’s her religion.
She said, 'You’re so dumb, I could write a thesis on your stupidity.'
She started crying when I broke her vintage typewriter.
She told me to 'stop being a modern idiot and act like a real person.'