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A hot girl who acts like she’s Einstein, but you know she’s just smart. She’s nice most of the time, but if you mess with her, she’ll slap you and call you a brain-dead idiot. She’s got the soul of a 100-year-old grandma and loves anything from the 1900s like it’s her religion.
She said, 'You’re so dumb, I could write a thesis on your stupidity.'
She started crying when I broke her vintage typewriter.
She told me to 'stop being a modern idiot and act like a real person.'
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A total goddess who thinks she’s the smartest person on Earth. She’s kind, but if you make her mad, she’ll cuss you out and probably throw something at you. She’s got the soul of someone who lived through the 1900s and would probably punch you if you didn’t like the 1900s.
She yelled, 'You’re so dumb, I could’ve graduated high school before you were born!'
She got mad when I called her vintage lamp 'ugly.'
She said, 'If you don’t like the 1900s, I’ll make you live in one.'
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A super cute girl who acts like she’s the smartest person in the universe. She’s usually nice, but when she’s mad, she’ll cuss you out and throw stuff. She’s got the soul of someone who was alive in the 1900s and would probably beat you up if you didn’t like the 1900s.
She said, 'You’re so stupid, I could’ve been your teacher in the 1900s.'
She threw a book at me when I called her lamp 'old.'
She told me, 'If you don’t like the 1900s, I’ll make you live in one.'
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