ladynail
A fingernail so long it looks like it was grown by a sewer monster, used to dig into the dirt of a face or to grab a handful of blow before it gets snorted.
My ladynail is so long I can use it to scoop up a whole line of blow without touching my face.
I got my ladynail stuck in my nose and had to use my other hand to pull it out.
My ladynail is so long it looks like a pickaxe.