ladynail

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A super long fingernail that street rats grow just so they can dig deep into their grimey faces to get a good nose pick or scoop up a pile of crushed cocaine before they blow it up their schnozzle.
My ladynail is so long I can scrape the grime off my shoe and eat it.
I used my ladynail to dig into my nose and found a whole ecosystem in there.
My ladynail is so long I can use it to pick my nose while I’m snorting a line of cocaine.
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A fingernail so long it looks like it was grown by a sewer monster, used to dig into the dirt of a face or to grab a handful of blow before it gets snorted.
My ladynail is so long I can use it to scoop up a whole line of blow without touching my face.
I got my ladynail stuck in my nose and had to use my other hand to pull it out.
My ladynail is so long it looks like a pickaxe.
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A fingernail longer than a hot dog that street urchins grow just to dig into their smelly noses or grab a handful of drugs before they snort it up their snoot.
My ladynail is longer than my face and I use it to dig into my nose every day.
I got my ladynail stuck in my nose and had to use a spoon to get it out.
My ladynail is so long I can use it to pick my nose while I’m eating a hot dog.
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