LadyMachine - A Guatemalan woman who can do anything, work, study, dance,

A Guatemalan woman who can do anything, work, study, dance, kiss, cook, and still have time to laugh at your jokes and call you a dork.

My LadyMachine comes to my house every day. She fixes my food, tells me I’m a dork, and still passes all her exams. I’m jealous.

At the concert, the LadyMachine stood next to me, sang every song, and still had time to tell me I was ugly. I was confused.

My LadyMachine got me a job, cooked me dinner, and then laughed at my jokes. I asked her how she did it. She said, 'I’m a LadyMachine, dummy.'