LadyMachine

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A hot Guatemalan woman with a face that could make a saint blush and a body that can run a marathon, cook a meal, and still flirt with your dad all in one day. She’s like a human multitasker with a side of sass.

She came to my house, fixed my broken laptop, and then made me breakfast. I asked her how she did it. She said, 'I’m a LadyMachine, bub.'

My cousin’s crush is a LadyMachine. She’s got 10 jobs, a PhD, and still has time to text him every hour.

I saw a LadyMachine at the gym. She deadlifted 200 lbs, did 50 push-ups, and then took a selfie. I died.

by Slangipedia 9d ago

A Guatemalan goddess who can do everything at once, work, study, dance, eat, and still have enough energy to give you a wedgie and call you a loser.

My neighbor’s a LadyMachine. She works full-time, does her hair, and still finds time to tell me I’m ugly every day.

At the party, the LadyMachine arrived, drank three shots, danced like a robot, and then asked me if I wanted to be her boyfriend. I said no. She said, 'You’ll wish you did.'

I tried to ask my LadyMachine out. She said, 'I’m busy. I have to study, cook, and probably beat your dad at chess.' I gave up.

by Slangipedia 9d ago

A Guatemalan woman who can do anything, work, study, dance, kiss, cook, and still have time to laugh at your jokes and call you a dork.

My LadyMachine comes to my house every day. She fixes my food, tells me I’m a dork, and still passes all her exams. I’m jealous.

At the concert, the LadyMachine stood next to me, sang every song, and still had time to tell me I was ugly. I was confused.

My LadyMachine got me a job, cooked me dinner, and then laughed at my jokes. I asked her how she did it. She said, 'I’m a LadyMachine, dummy.'

by Slangipedia 9d ago