Lady Woodside
A drunk ghost who used to be a hot bride and now f***ing hates everyone at Woodside Athletic Club.
She f***ing hates my gym buddy for stealing her f***ing crown. He got yelled at by a ghost.
I saw her throw a guy out of the pool because he took her f***ing lipstick.
She kicked my ass for calling her a f***ing old hag. I didn’t even know what hit me.