Lady Woodside

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A drunk ghost bride from the 1800s who haunts the Woodside Athletic Club and kicks your ass if you mess with her shrine.

I tried to pee on her shrine and got chased by a ghost. She called me a f***ing idiot.

My gym buddy said she screamed at him for stealing her lipstick. He f***ing cried.

I saw her throw a guy out of the pool. He didn’t even know what hit him.

The most annoying ghost who used to be a rich bride and now slaps you if you don’t give her respect at Woodside.

She slapped me for not wearing socks. I looked like a f***ing fool.

My friend got yelled at for eating a sandwich in the lobby. She said it was a f***ing disgrace.

She threw a wine glass at my head because I called her a f***ing old bag.

A drunk ghost who used to be a hot bride and now f***ing hates everyone at Woodside Athletic Club.

She f***ing hates my gym buddy for stealing her f***ing crown. He got yelled at by a ghost.

I saw her throw a guy out of the pool because he took her f***ing lipstick.

She kicked my ass for calling her a f***ing old hag. I didn’t even know what hit me.