Lady treasures
A lady treasure is a secret item that girls have, and if a guy asks about it, it turns into a huge joke. It’s like a dirty little secret that makes everyone laugh.
My girlfriend had a vibrator. I asked, 'Why do you need that lady treasure?' She said, 'Because you’re a man.'
My friend’s sister had a tampon, and my friend asked, 'Why do you need that lady treasure?' She said, 'Because you’re annoying.'
My cousin asked my mom, 'Why do you have that lady treasure?' She said, 'Because you’re too dumb to know.'