Lady treasures

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A lady treasure is anything that a girl uses down there, and boys never touch. It’s like a magical potion for vaginas, and guys are too dumb to know about it.

My mom bought a tampon and called it a lady treasure. I asked why she needed it, and she said, 'Because you’re too dumb to know.'

My sister’s tampon is her lady treasure. I tried to steal it, and she yelled, 'You’re gonna regret that!'

My aunt told me that deodorant is a lady treasure. I said, 'You’re crazy.' She said, 'You’re just a boy.'

by Slangipedia 9d ago

A lady treasure is a secret item that girls have, and if a guy asks about it, it turns into a huge joke. It’s like a dirty little secret that makes everyone laugh.

My girlfriend had a vibrator. I asked, 'Why do you need that lady treasure?' She said, 'Because you’re a man.'

My friend’s sister had a tampon, and my friend asked, 'Why do you need that lady treasure?' She said, 'Because you’re annoying.'

My cousin asked my mom, 'Why do you have that lady treasure?' She said, 'Because you’re too dumb to know.'

by Slangipedia 9d ago

A lady treasure is something that moms hide in their purses and closets, and if kids find it, they get in trouble. It’s like the forbidden fruit of the mom world.

My brother found my mom’s tampon and was playing with it. She said, 'Put my lady treasure back or you won’t get dessert.'

My sister found her mom’s deodorant and was using it like a toy. Her mom said, 'That’s my lady treasure. You’re getting grounded.'

My dad found my mom’s tampon in the closet and said, 'You’ve got a lady treasure in there?' She said, 'You’re too dumb to know.'

by Slangipedia 9d ago