Lady Spoon
When a woman grabs the big spoon like it's a trophy and doesn't care if the other person is squished like a grape in a vice.
She grabbed the big spoon and said, 'You’re the little spoon and I’m not letting you forget it.'
He was trying to be cute but she just smushed him and said, 'Lady spoon, baby.'
They were spooning and she turned around and said, 'I’m the lady spoon and I don’t do cute.'