Lady Spoon

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A woman who decides she's gonna be the big spoon even though she's not a man and probably still mad about something from middle school.

My cousin asked me why I was spooning my best friend and I said, 'Because I'm the lady spoon and I don't take crap from anyone.'

She said she was the lady spoon and then proceeded to elbow me in the ribs during the movie.

He tried to be the big spoon but she just flipped him and said, 'You’re the lady spoon now, buddy.'

When a woman grabs the big spoon like it's a trophy and doesn't care if the other person is squished like a grape in a vice.

She grabbed the big spoon and said, 'You’re the little spoon and I’m not letting you forget it.'

He was trying to be cute but she just smushed him and said, 'Lady spoon, baby.'

They were spooning and she turned around and said, 'I’m the lady spoon and I don’t do cute.'

A woman who takes the big spoon role just to prove she doesn’t need a man to be happy and also probably still has a grudge from prom.

She took the big spoon and said, 'I didn’t need you to be happy, I just needed you to be squished.'

He tried to be the big spoon but she just said, 'You’re still mad about prom, aren’t you?'

She spooned him like she was giving him a death sentence and said, 'This is the lady spoon.'