Lady Spoon
A woman who takes the big spoon role just to prove she doesn’t need a man to be happy and also probably still has a grudge from prom.
She took the big spoon and said, 'I didn’t need you to be happy, I just needed you to be squished.'
He tried to be the big spoon but she just said, 'You’re still mad about prom, aren’t you?'
She spooned him like she was giving him a death sentence and said, 'This is the lady spoon.'