Lady pox
Lady pox is like a rash that’s had a bad day. It looks like angry red bumps and little pus balls. It’s what happens to women who’ve been used up and forgotten, and it smells like something that should be buried.
My mom has lady pox and it’s so bad she now works from home and wears a mask.
My aunt’s got lady pox and it’s so bad she started a podcast about it.
My grandma has lady pox and her dog won’t touch her anymore.