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Lady pox is a gross rash that looks like a bunch of angry red bumps and tiny pus-filled dots. It’s what old ladies get when they’ve been messed around too much and their skin gives up and smells like a dead raccoon in a garbage can.
My mom has lady pox and it looks like her skin is on fire and it smells like her high school gym.
My aunt’s got lady pox and it’s so bad she had to move out of the house and into a van.
My grandma’s got lady pox and it’s so bad her cat left her.