Lady Pearl
A lady pearl is when a girl gives a guy such a hard time that he gets stuck with a shiny rock that he will never get out of.
My mom is a lady pearl. She gave my dad such a hard time that he got stuck with a rock and a lifetime of regret.
My sister turned my brother into a lady pearl. He now has a rock and no self-respect.
That guy at work is a lady pearl. My coworker told him he looked like a hot dog in a microwave.