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A lady pearl is when a girl gets so annoyed by a guy’s nonsense that she turns his dumbass into a shiny rock that he can stare at forever.
My ex is a lady pearl. I was the sand. He was the oyster. He still stares at it like it’s a job.
My cousin got turned into a lady pearl because she told her boyfriend he looked like a raccoon in a trash can.
That guy at the bar? He’s a lady pearl. She told him he smelled like a sock drawer.