Lady of the Larch
A girl who thinks her stuff is so good it should be given a Nobel Prize. Even if it's just a broken microwave and a house that smells like old pizza.
"This microwave is legendary. It's not just a microwave. It's a legend.", DM from a Lady of the Larch
"My house has more character than your face. And I mean that in the worst way.", Tweet from a Lady of the Larch
"I bought this house because it had a view. Now it's just a view of my debt.", Text from a Lady of the Larch