Lady of the Larch

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A woman who believes her stuff is so fancy it should be worshipped like a god. Even if it's just a dented minivan and a house that leaks like a sieve.
"My car is a luxury. It's not a car. It's a throne.", DM from a Lady of the Larch
"I paid $500,000 for this house. It's not a house. It's a palace.", Tweet from a Lady of the Larch
"My couch is worth more than my ex. I'm not lying.", Text from a Lady of the Larch
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A girl who thinks her stuff is so good it should be given a Nobel Prize. Even if it's just a broken microwave and a house that smells like old pizza.
"This microwave is legendary. It's not just a microwave. It's a legend.", DM from a Lady of the Larch
"My house has more character than your face. And I mean that in the worst way.", Tweet from a Lady of the Larch
"I bought this house because it had a view. Now it's just a view of my debt.", Text from a Lady of the Larch
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A woman who thinks her stuff is so amazing it should be in a museum. Even if it's just a used car and a house that looks like it's been through a war.
"My car is a masterpiece. It's not just a car. It's art.", DM from a Lady of the Larch
"My house is a disaster. But it's my disaster. And I'm rich.", Tweet from a Lady of the Larch
"I bought this house because it had charm. Now I have a charm I can't get rid of.", Text from a Lady of the Larch
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A woman who believes her stuff is so cool it should be in a movie. Even if it's just a car that barely starts and a house that smells like regret.
"My car is so cool, it should be in a movie. I'm not exaggerating.", DM from a Lady of the Larch
"My house is so cool, it's got a vibe. I'm not lying.", Tweet from a Lady of the Larch
"I bought this house because it had a vibe. Now I have a vibe I can't escape.", Text from a Lady of the Larch
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A woman who thinks her stuff is so good it should be worshipped. Even if it's just a car that looks like it's been through hell and a house that's falling apart.
"My car is like a saint. It's survived everything.", DM from a Lady of the Larch
"My house is like a saint. It's falling apart, but it's still holy.", Tweet from a Lady of the Larch
"I bought this house because it was holy. Now I'm stuck with it.", Text from a Lady of the Larch
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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