lady nards - The official term for a woman’s junk. It’s like the king of

The official term for a woman’s junk. It’s like the king of the body parts. Lady nards don’t take no for an answer.

I told my brother my lady nards were better than his meat flaps. He said I was lying.

My friend said my lady nards were so loud they woke up the neighbors.

I said my lady nards were the best part of me. My brother said I was full of crap.