lady nards

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A woman's private parts. Like the VA Jay Jay but with more sass and less patience. Lady nards are the real deal, not some fake meat flaps.

My aunt calls hers lady nards and I’m not going to argue with that.

He said my lady nards were better than his meat flaps. I believed him.

I told my friend her lady nards were the best at the party. She laughed and slapped me.

The fancy name for a woman’s junk. It’s like the VIP section of the body. Lady nards don’t need a man to be proud of them.

My mom said I got my lady nards from her. I’m not sure I believe her.

He said my lady nards were louder than his meat flaps. I called him out.

I texted my sister: ‘You got the lady nards of royalty.’ She replied, ‘You got the meat flaps of a street dog.’

The official term for a woman’s junk. It’s like the king of the body parts. Lady nards don’t take no for an answer.

I told my brother my lady nards were better than his meat flaps. He said I was lying.

My friend said my lady nards were so loud they woke up the neighbors.

I said my lady nards were the best part of me. My brother said I was full of crap.