Lady mondegreen
A lady mondegreen is when you twist a song into something completely stupid. Your brain is basically a f***ed up translator.
I heard 'He’s my hero' but it was 'He’s my thoro'
My brother thought the song said 'She’s a queen' but it was 'She’s a bean'
I thought it said 'We’ll be together' but it was 'We’ll be together', wait, that’s not a mondegreen, that’s a miracle!